Dante's Weird Fish Menu and Prices
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Dante's Weird Fish Menu
| Condemned To Fry |
| Starters |
| Buffalo Girls |
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$7.50 |
seitan, celery, buffalo sauce, vegan ranch
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| Buffalo Boys |
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$8.50 |
catfish, celery, buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing
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| Frickles |
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$6.50 |
battered & fried pickles, oh! chipotle sauce, lemon aioli
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| Plantains |
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$6.50 |
red beans, sour cream
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| Lemon-Sage Calamari |
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$9.50 |
oh! chipotle sauce & lemon-aioli
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| Hell In A Hand Basket |
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$8.50 |
assorted veggies & sauces
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| Fish & Chips |
| (2pcs) / (3pcs). Big Daddy Beer Batter, Weird Fries, Slaw & Fixin's Gluten-Free Batter Available Upon Request |
| The Catch |
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$14.00 - $11.00 |
oh! chipotle, tartar sauce
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| Hail Seitan |
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$11.00 - $9.00 |
oh! chipotle, vegan tartar
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| Tofu |
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$11.00 - $9.00 |
oh! chipotle, vegan tartar
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| Sand-Witches $9 |
| Served With Choice Of: Cup Of Tortilla Soup Or Clam Chowder, House Salad Or Weird Fries. |
| Po' Boy |
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battered & fried (catfish, shrimp or tofu), oh! chipotle, tartar, slaw
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| Hellboy |
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Price may varies |
battered & fried seitan, avocado, oh! chipotle, vegan tartar, slaw
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| Blackened Catfish |
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Price may varies |
slaw, mango salsa
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| Grilled |
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(catfish, cod or steelhead) mixed greens, tomato, lemon aioli
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| Lunch Special |
| Before 6pm |
| Lunch Plate |
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choose any entree, served with rice & choice of: house salad, cup o' soup or vegetable.
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| Lunch Plate |
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$12.50 |
fish
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| Lunch Plate |
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$11.50 |
non fish
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| Infamous Tacos |
| Oh! Chipotle, Cabbage. Add Vegan Jack $0.50, Add Rice & Beans $3 |
| Fish Taco |
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$5.50 |
tilapia, jack, mango salsa
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| Shrimp Taco |
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$5.50 |
prawn, jack, pico de gallo, avocado
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| Waco Taco |
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$5.00 |
yam, spinach, guacamole, pepitas
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| Hell Taco |
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$5.00 |
seitan, grilled onion, pico de gallo, avocado
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| Taco Chico |
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$5.00 |
vegan chorizo, zucchini, guacamole, sour cream
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| La Porte De L'enfer |
| Pete's Famous Clam Chowder |
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$6.50 - $4.50 |
oyster crackers
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| Spicy Tortilla Soup |
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$5.50 - $3.50 |
roasted tomato, avocado, sour cream
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| Cheatin' Cioppino |
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$9.50 |
fish, calamari, prawn, in tomato stew
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| House Salad |
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$4.50 - $6.50 |
organic mixed greens, tomato, red onion, red wine vin'regret, dante's vinaigrette, blue cheese or vegan ranch
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| Spinach Salad |
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$8.50 |
pear, peppered walnut, dried cranberry, queso fresco, red wine vin'regret
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| Tortilla Salad |
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$8.50 |
avocado, roasted corn & black bean salsa, jack, sour cream, tortilla chips, dante's roasted red pepper vinaigrette
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| Tortilla Salad |
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$12.50 |
w/ steelhead
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| Tortilla Salad |
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$12.50 |
w/ prawns
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| Tortilla Salad |
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$10.50 |
w/ seitan
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| Tortilla Salad |
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$10.50 |
w/ blackend tofu
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| Seven Deadly Sins |
| Fish $9 / Non Fish $8 / Add Sides $4 |
| Dijon |
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almond encrusted rainbow trout
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| Herb Coated Steelhead |
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tomato confit
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| Roasted Cod |
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Price may varies |
leek puree, spicy aioli
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| Seared Louisiana Shrimp |
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rouille sauce
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| Blackened Catfish |
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Price may varies |
cashews, mango salsa
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| Jamaican Jerk |
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Price may varies |
catfish or seitan-veggie
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| Coconut-Curry & Banana Leaf |
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cod or tofu-veggie
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| Misery Loves Company |
| All Sides |
| Mixed Greens |
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$4.00 | |
| Weird Fries |
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$4.00 |
stake cut yam and potato
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| Mashed Yams |
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$4.00 |
coconut milk, curry
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| Rice & Red Beans |
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$4.00 | |
| Just Rice Or Just Beans |
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$3.25 | |
| Risotto |
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$4.00 |
parmesan, butter
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| Soft Polenta |
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$4.00 |
parsley, queso fresco
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| Sauteed Spinach |
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$3.75 |
golden raisin, butter
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| Vegetable Entourage |
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$4.00 |
olive oil, garlic
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| Suspicious Fish Dish |
| Complete Meal (After 6pm) |
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hints only! if we told you we'd have to kill you.
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| Desserts $7 |
| Vegan Cheese Cake |
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nightly variations
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| Vegan Chocolate Cake |
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nightly variations
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| Last Train To Downtrodden |
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fried banana, vanilla soy gelato, chocolate sauce
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| Our Fathers |
| Served With Weird Hash Browns Or Fresh Fruit. Then Choice Of Sourdough, English Muffin, Corn Tortillas, Or Drop Dead Biscuits |
| Original Sin |
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$7.00 |
2 eggs any style
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| Original Sin |
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$10.00 |
add vegan sausage
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| Original Sin |
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$12.00 |
add side of blackend catfish mango salsa
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| Valencia Scram |
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$9.00 |
cheddar, salsa, avocado
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| Folsom Scram |
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$9.00 |
ricotta, spinach, mushroom
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| Mission Tofu |
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$9.50 |
spinach, tomato, ranchero
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| Dolores Tofu |
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$9.50 |
mushroom, spinach, pesto
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| Hail Mary's |
| Served With Cabbage Salad, Red Beans, Sour Cream, Cilantro |
| Huevos Rancheros |
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$7.00 |
2 fried eggs, corn tortillas, cheddar, ranchero
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| Vegan Rancheros |
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$8.00 |
with tofu, vegan jack, vegan sour cream
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| Polenta & Eggs |
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$8.50 |
2 eggs, grilled polenta, ranchero, ricotta
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| Pious Polenta |
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$8.50 |
sauteed veggies, polenta, ranchero, ricotta
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| Weekend Specials |
| Weird Classic |
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$8.50 |
2 eggs any style, hash browns, biscuits & pepper gravy
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| Mom's Egg Sandwich |
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$4.50 |
2 over-hard eggs with cheddar cheese on grilled sourdough
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| Mom's Egg Sandwich |
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$7.50 |
avocado & tomato
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| Mom's Egg Sandwich |
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$7.50 |
vegan sausage
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| Mom's Egg Sandwich |
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$7.50 |
hash browns or fruit
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| Bottomless Mimosa! |
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$10.00 |
with purchase of meal
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| Hell's Griddle |
| Served With Real Maple Syrup. Earth Balance Available Upon Request |
| Vegan Pancakes |
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$6.00 | |
| Vegan Pancakes |
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$8.00 |
add banana-walnut
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| French Toast |
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$6.00 | |
| French Toast |
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$8.00 |
add banana-walnut
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| Mission Combo |
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$10.00 |
2 pancakes, 2 eggs then choice of: spuds, fruit, or vegan sausage
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| Sides |
| Egg |
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$3.00 - $1.50 |
| Fresh Fruit |
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$4.50 - $3.00 |
| Hash Browns |
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$3.00 |
| Vegan Sausage |
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$3.00 |
| Toast Or Biscuit |
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$2.00 |
| Corn Tortillas |
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$1.00 |
| Beverages |
| Coffee Or Hot Tea |
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$2.65 | |
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| Dantes Agua Fresca |
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$3.00 |
roasted red pepper, lemon
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| Ginger-Lemonade |
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$3.00 | |
| Bottled Mexican Coke |
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$2.50 | |
| Mineral Water |
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$2.50 | |
| Orange Juice |
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$3.00 | |
| Pomegranate Juice |
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$3.00 | |
| Comrade Cocktail $4.50 |
| With 20 Proof Petrov 'Vodka' |
| Dirty Harry |
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dante's agua fresca, celery, tabasco
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| Nash Bridges |
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ginger-lemonade
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| Screw-It! |
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orange juice
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| Champagne Cocktail |
| Mimosa |
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$4.50 |
orange juice
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| Persephone |
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$4.00 |
pomegranate
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| Wicked Brews |
| Trumer Pilsner & Big Daddy IPA |
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$16.00 - $4.50 | |
| Pyramid Hefeweizen |
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$4.50 | |
| Anchor |
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$4.50 | |
| Drake's Amber ESB |
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$4.50 | |
| O'douls |
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$3.50 |
non alcoholic
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| Napa Smith Organic IPA |
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$11.00 | |
| Weird Wine |
| Sangria |
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$4.50 |
| White |
| Tangent 11 Keg |
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$9.00 |
albarino
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| Leese-Fitch 10 |
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$6.50 |
sauvignon blanc
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| William Hill 11 |
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$8.50 |
sauvignon blanc
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| Shooting Star 10 |
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$8.50 |
aligote
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| Fess Parker 10 |
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$8.00 |
riesling
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| Edna Velley 09 |
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$8.25 |
chardonnay
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| Red |
| Poppy 10 |
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$7.75 |
zinfandel
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| Parker Station 10 |
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$8.50 |
pinot noir
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| Writers Block 09 |
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$9.50 |
grenache
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| Sparkling & Rose $10 |
| Steele 11 |
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cabernet franc rose
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| Scharffenberger Brut NV |
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